Galleria of the Jole, Juicy and Jawdroppingnglycute ones 2019

So every year on the old boards, a new Galleria started on New Year's Day, with the initial letter of the name of the thread advancing. We were up to 'I'. This year it is a tricky 'J'. I did my bestest!, but better titles taken into consideration if ya can think of one!

So I guess a pic or two to get us rollin'...….

Here's D'arcy and myself.
D'arcy is at her best, me, I'm sporting a bit of attitude
Comically, it's one of my best ever pictures in recent time.

Oh thanks Lesley! Lovely and cute pics all round! I knew you and D'Arcy would help with this years thread and the photos are great! Please don't argue silly stuff with folk, ignore 'em, I ignore sassy insulty talk aimed at me! Certainly don't wanna lose ya on these boards, you two are very similar in your ways to me!!!! Celia xx

Just dropping in to say that:

1. These titles never get old
2. Nice pictures, ladies
3. I'll post one when the title makes it to the letter 'L' (been saying this for years lol)

Anyways, carry on

Just a day at work.... shortly before the band fired me because my being trans is a "liability."

That sucks Kaibeth.

You'd likely relate with my fiance D'arcy, she's a capable guitarist as well. Additionally, my friend Samantha who visits us often is also able to play the guitar.

My wedding band is made of some transgender musicians as well.

I would SO jam with your wife. <3

Hi Beth,

Nice pic, looking very sweet! That was not very nice of them to do that! How can your being a transgender woman be a liability!!! I hope you find a nice more understanding band to play your style of music with soon!

Celia xx

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Hi Everyone!!!!

I was trawling through pics for I think I'll try a datesite again. It's really nice weather and although I'm busy with my Mother's birthday later today she's 80, I always feel 'left on the shelf' when it's nice and sunny, when I really should be out with and the centre of, a nice man of my age's attention. So I've made a little resume up and may give it a go again soon, when I have the courage to!

Anyway, I love my silly pics that I've made, (no they won't be included datesite!!!!), some of them took quite a while to make so I'm showing them again coz they are a bit daft, like me!



Well, that's some of them anyway!!!! Oh, here's a couple I did of Miki and I'm certain I got her figure about right too!



Celia xx

That's brilliant Celia. That's you in all your previous incarnations. I'd love to dress in historic clothing for real. I like the one with Victor Mature. He had very fine chest indeed. Maybe I'd like to be in a picture with Clark Gable as Vivien Leigh 'Oh Rhett' Or maybe Jean Harlow.

Speaking of chests. I came across a makeup app called Photo Editor. One of its features is a bust enhancer so I had some fun increasing my cup size on a few of my photos. Then rather naughtily I took a topless shot. I have a natural B cup already but after enhancement it looks like I'm ready for my page 3 shoot.
I really must post a picture. I have enough of them, not the one above.
Just get them hosted somewhere.

Hi Marie,

Sorry, that was too good an idea! But I'll do a pic on pic for you if ya like! Here's one I put together tonight!!! The greyscaling and black is out, but I'm a bit tired and want to relax nowbut this was too tempting, whilst I wait for a fav show to begin. Had to go see my friend in Newbury, she broke her shoulder in 3 places and it's dislocated! Helped her last night and came back about an hour ago, it's quite a drive, and my Mother's birthday party on Friday was ruined coz she is too ill to go anywhere. What a bad month this is, I can't wait for April to end! Off to see Mother tomorrow and going shopping with a gay male friend on Monday.

Finally managed a picture.

Hi Marie!

Nice picture and you are so feminine. I do love your hair, the colour is something I would like too. Thank you for sharing!

Celia xx

It is a wig. However it's pretty much exactly as how three of my sisters appear. It's no coincidence.

The other is more wavy which if I'm honest might be more realistic.

But that is me. Maybe more make up. But that is me, Marie. An older woman in her fifties trying hard to look younger

I do feel fake though. I can't look like that all the time.

Ya look fine Marie.

Me, part of my problem is this girl looking at you from the screen is 57.
I don't look even close.
That's me with lipstick and nothing else.
Just daylight coming in my kitchen door.

People scoff at me saying everyone thinks I'm 35. But they do. I thought it odd for a while. But after the 50th person, I stopped pretending they were just being nice. Most of the people didn't even know me.

Well it's true. You don't look 57. I was surprised when you mentioned that in another thread.
I don't look my age either but that's a genetic gift bestowed on me by Mother who never did look her age.

TBH Lesley, were I asked to guess your age from that pic, not having seen others, I would say late 20s early thirties. That's not being patronising either, you do look much younger in your pics and vids, so don't be so surprised, revel in the fact and enjoy looking younger!

Celia xx

Had a chance to dress up this morning. This is me right now.

Hi Marie!

Well, you look very nice and I have to say totally pass. I don't wear dresses or skirts much, but floral is always nice.

Celia xx

Thank you. I probably pass better than I ever give myself credit for. The dress is Mint Velvet size 14. It's my wife's. I love floral dresses a trait I share with my four sisters. They're all very girly.

I was feeling particularly dysphoric these last few days so with the house to myself I made a special effort. Though normally I'd live in leggings, flat shoes and nice tops.

You all look so nice! I am always so anxious about showing my legs, wearing heels, or make-up.

These pics are linked to my 'drobe clearance that I did today, see that thread about this little mix...

Mmm, explain again why you're single? I suggest you keep those items for potential deployment in the future. You look FABULOUS!

I thinking they're uncomfortable though. You wouldn't be chilling about the house in them. They are weapons to be used in battle. I have some pics myself taken by a gentleman admirer.

Very feminine by the way. Bit jealous to be honest.

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