Ribbit... ribbit...
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Ribbit... ribbit...
Hello, I'm Kermit and I'm a cis het male. My interests range from feet to legs. If you think my name is familiar, maybe we met before on TGboards. Anyway, you'll find me in the General Discussion pond trying to be funny but inconspicuous, lest I draw the attention of the frog exterminator. 

Kermit- Posts : 7
Join date : 2018-05-19
Re: Ribbit... ribbit...
Hello Kermy
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Lesley Niyori- Posts : 892
Join date : 2018-05-18
Age : 59
Location : Lindsay Ontario Canada
Re: Ribbit... ribbit...
Hey-y-y Froggy Baby-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!
*whap*
*whap*
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Kaibeth- Moderator
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Re: Ribbit... ribbit...
One thing I learned about frogs:
When I was very young, I would head on down to the creek and watch the tapoles and when they would become frogs, I would pick up a bunch and put them in my pocket.
My mother would scream when she found all of my frogs that I didn't take out of my jeans when she went to do the wash.
Sheesh, frogs are very difficult to keep in jeans.
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Welcome back Kermit, ribbit!
When I was very young, I would head on down to the creek and watch the tapoles and when they would become frogs, I would pick up a bunch and put them in my pocket.
My mother would scream when she found all of my frogs that I didn't take out of my jeans when she went to do the wash.
Sheesh, frogs are very difficult to keep in jeans.
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Welcome back Kermit, ribbit!
MichaelaSJ- Moderator
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Location : San Jose, CA
Re: Ribbit... ribbit...
She had a point, what you did was unsanitary and disgusting. You should have used her favorite coffee mug instead.MichaelaSJ wrote:My mother would scream when she found all of my frogs that I didn't take out of my jeans when she went to do the wash.

Kermit- Posts : 7
Join date : 2018-05-19
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So if anyone were to ask me, have you ever eaten a frog, I'd reply with, no, I've never dated anyone from Quebec 
I am by the way snicker, if you ever want to know what a frog tastes like hehehehehee

I am by the way snicker, if you ever want to know what a frog tastes like hehehehehee
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Hi, I'm the forum's resident brat
I find it important to point out I am indeed the first member here

Lesley Niyori- Posts : 892
Join date : 2018-05-18
Age : 59
Location : Lindsay Ontario Canada
Re: Ribbit... ribbit...
So bad, Lesley, so bad

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MichaelaSJ- Moderator
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Re: Ribbit... ribbit...
Kermit wrote:Hello, I'm Kermit and I'm a cis het male. My interests range from feet to legs. If you think my name is familiar, maybe we met before on TGboards. Anyway, you'll find me in the General Discussion pond trying to be funny but inconspicuous, lest I draw the attention of the frog exterminator.
Kermy, who on earth could you possibly mean?

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